My heart is kept in sturdy box,
Harbored and dressed with chains and locks,
To you dear I'd give but save,
One problem be, one quandary grave,
Amids past toil and miseries,
It seems somehow I've lost the keys.
Ne'er once did her will shake or move to shudders,
She just stood there smiling, behind her back, a pair of bolt-cutters.
Baffled turned I to my ironclad keep,
She must've burgled the damned thing whilst I was asleep.
My cat
Has a drug problem.
This is not a metaphor
For some friend or myself
No... My cat has a drug problem.
It all started with the sour milk
He must have gotten it from one of the other cats
Or that damned dog
And from there it was down hill
Before long he was hanging out with a bad crowd
Down at the "Kit Cat Bar"
The all feline dive down on smith street
Then whole gallons of milk started disappearing
Some were found in obscure locations smelling foul
When I confronted him he hissed
"I dont have a problem"
Bit my nose and scratched the hell out of my face
I tried to bring him to AA
But when you try to explain
That
Well... I got drunk and bought a semi okish enough camera and some half decent glass. (ok I spent a bit more on glass than on the camera) So... Maybe I'll be back around a bit. Who knows. :shrug: Now if I can just remember to keep my ISO down at a reasonable setting. fun fact: I'm old now.
It seems a goof haiku project has spontaneously risen from the ground on Google Wave beta today thanks to my good friend luke. I'm going to try to follow the progress of the two Haiku here as they evolve.
*luke's post
** my contribution.
*** Jon Wolf
The Terrible Haiku
*I leap off the ledge / Hitting birds as I go by / Oops, communism.
**Oh what a concept / But practice missed the Marx / Hammer Sickle sigh.
The Horrible Haiku
*Velociraptor / Is opening the door now / Terminally fucked.
**Velociraptors / Don't have opposable thumbs / What the fuck, Hammond!
Tesla Coil Haiku
***my tesla coil / busts megawatt juice inside / ur haiku w